Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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