what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Women's Rights.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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im gay

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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adam hodgson !

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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