- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

penis. nuff said.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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