The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Nick Cannon

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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david weres the slug gone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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