So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Knock knock

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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