- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Tilt your screen back .

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

im telling maguire

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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