If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Major League Soccer

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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