What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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