- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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