- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Mooses

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Girls soccer

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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