- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

2 Penises

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

It says so on your cap.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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