gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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