Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Women's Rights.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

No!

womens rights

adam hodgson !

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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