- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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