- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

woman's rights

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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