why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Matthew Wyckoff

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

ecks! why zee?

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

sfdg

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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