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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What did the fish say after he

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

Obama being reelected.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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