Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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