- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

whats my name? Matt

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Ask me if im a tree? No

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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