What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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