Justin with a hat.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

jibby jobby

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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