what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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lebron

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A fat man on a moped

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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