Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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I went to the store and I fell

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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hrih

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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