So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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lebron

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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