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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Wumbo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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