Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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