Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what is not funny? This joke.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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You.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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The Colts this year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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