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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What rymes with milk..... milf

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

You.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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