- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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