What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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