I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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