Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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