-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

binladin walks into the american seals

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

hi charles lattuca III

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Justin Bieber.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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