Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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feminists.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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