- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Black people are the scum of the earth

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