The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Who invented apple? God

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's two plus two? Window

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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