- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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