What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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