A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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good looking women

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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