When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Cool Brian

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Hail Heetluh

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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I am a women

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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