How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

woman's rights

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

think twice or at least think

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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