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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

think twice or at least think

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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