A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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wanna here a joke? you.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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