- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Patriarchy.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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