Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A Serbian Film

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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69- by Adam Chebali

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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