- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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