Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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batman has diarrhea

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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woman's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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