roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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