What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

You were born.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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