What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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