Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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