- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Nah

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Obama being reelected.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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