Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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