How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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