- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Loperson

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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