- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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