- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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