I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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batman has diarrhea

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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