Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Its true, he didnt write that!!

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

wanna here a joke? you.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Sex vagina. lol.

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