Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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