- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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