- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Gretta has five legs? -no

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