What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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The EPA.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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boobs!

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Christianity.

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c-? men, C-men

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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