a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Neil is a reterd.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's brown and sticky? Anal

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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