What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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feminists.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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