Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Your dads dead. lol

Nothing. He made it home safely.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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