- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

An Asian man fails a math test

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow